A Lawyer More than Adequately Attired in Fine Print
In a world of black and white, this attorney feels more at ease in the gray areas. He contemplates the implications of a grain of truth – which is more than enough for a lawyer to build an entire case out of. His jacket displays an adequate supply of loopholes. His tastes run toward fine print albeit . . . he has his assistant check the print for him. A stuffed (and rather moldy) owl sits straped securely to his shoulder to give him an appearance of wisdom. His watch records the billing hours not in minutes but in dollars and . . . he’s billing you even as you read this!